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Five Nights at Freddy’s (2023) ★

Subconsciously, I put off watching this until my final deadline to review all 2023 horror films. Maybe I was hoping for ‘last but not least’, but as box office releases go, ‘last IS the least’. What a horrible excuse for a movie marketed as horror. Dumb, maybe, but so many holes in the story, the premise was just ridiculous, and what a waste of almost two hours of my life. I can’t believe this is the type of crap greenlighted for theatrical, big box office releases these days.

If you want to see a movie like this, go see Willy’s Wonderland and experience an almost silent Nic Cage for a far much better viewing.

Rating: ★ (out of 5)

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Shane Ryan Staley

Shane Ryan Staley is an American publisher, editor, and author. He is best known as the founder and owner of the Bram Stoker Award winning specialty press Delirium Books, a publisher of horror and dark fantasy fiction. Staley is also a writer and editor, and has published several books and anthologies under his own name and as a co-editor. Staley has a reputation for his love of horror and his dedication to the genre, and is well-respected within the horror community. He is an avid horror movie aficionado and has served as executive producer for multiple independent films.

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