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Girl on the Third Floor (2019) ★★

Girl on the Third Floor

Overview

Home is where hell is.

Don Koch tries to renovate a rundown mansion with a sordid history for his growing family, only to learn that the house has other plans.

Review

While not a horrible movie, there’s really nothing that spurs it on to be good or great. Mostly forgettable. I do like the premise of the house as an entity. An old whorehouse in the early 1900s haunted by past sexual exploits. Yes, the walls ooze jizz, I’m pretty sure. The Girl on the Third Floor story is disjointed. The acting was okay, but the characters didn’t really command any real empathy.

What you end up with is a cool concept with a lot of potential, but falls utterly flat.

Rating: ★★ (out of 5)

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