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The Exorcists (2023) ★

The Exorcists



When his child is possessed by an unrelenting evil, a father hires three expert exorcists to purge the demon and save his family. But this demon is merely the gatekeeper to a true hellion that will be unleashed on earth if the trio of exorcists fail.


Almighty God, we beg you to keep this rather atrocious movie from further molesting any living soul, and to keep this pile of shit far away, never to return to any screen.

At your command, 0 Lord, may the goodness and peace of our Lord Jesus Christ, our Redeemer, take possession of this God Awful Film, so that no living soul should spend 85 mins watching such an abomination of moviemaking.

May we no longer see it streaming since the Lord is with us; who lives and reigns with you, in the unity of the Holy Spirit, God, forever and ever.


P. S. Begone, foul description of being based on a true story, a preposterous notion of fictitious invention and billboard of deceit, propaganda against all who are rational and free.

Rating: ★ (out of 5)

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